300 funny would you rather questions

Would you rather have your gloves host a tiny talk show or wear shoes that squeak in perfect harmony?

Would you rather be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats or live in a house with a ceremonial slide?

Would you rather have every elevator play your theme tune or be crowned mayor of a blanket fort?

Would you rather eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather have a pet cloud that needs brushing or find a secret society of garden ornaments?

Would you rather have every elevator play your theme tune or have your gloves host a tiny talk show?

Would you rather be excellent at folding enormous napkins or be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade?

Would you rather live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather run a hotel for extremely sleepy owls or own a cactus that tells terrible jokes?

Would you rather find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils or have your gloves host a tiny talk show?

Would you rather own a scooter with a confetti bell or have every elevator play your theme tune?

Would you rather have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks or have a toaster that narrates breakfast?

Would you rather have your gloves host a tiny talk show or be followed by a tiny brass band?

Would you rather have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks or own a cactus that tells terrible jokes?

Would you rather have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks or win a competition for dramatic yawning?

Would you rather have a pet cloud that needs brushing or run a hotel for extremely sleepy owls?

Would you rather find a secret society of garden ornaments or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather have your socks write a weekly newsletter or run a hotel for extremely sleepy owls?

Would you rather have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks or have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks?

Would you rather be excellent at folding enormous napkins or own a fern that reviews your music choices?

Would you rather be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade or find a secret society of garden ornaments?

Would you rather own a cactus that tells terrible jokes or own a fern that reviews your music choices?

Would you rather have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks or win a competition for polite complaining?

Would you rather have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement or have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks?

Would you rather own a bicycle with a bubble machine or wear shoes that squeak in perfect harmony?

Would you rather have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks or own a bicycle with a bubble machine?

Would you rather run a hotel for extremely sleepy owls or be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator?

Would you rather have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy or turn every hiccup into a tiny drum solo?

Would you rather have your socks write a weekly newsletter or have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement?

Would you rather find a secret society of garden ornaments or have a toaster that narrates breakfast?

Would you rather be followed by a tiny brass band or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?

Would you rather own a fern that reviews your music choices or live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge?

Would you rather live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge or carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich?

Would you rather have every door greet you by a ridiculous title or live in a house with a ceremonial slide?

Would you rather be followed by a tiny brass band or carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich?

Would you rather live in a house with a ceremonial slide or own a cactus that tells terrible jokes?

Would you rather find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils or turn every sneeze into a short jingle?

Would you rather have your gloves host a tiny talk show or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?

Would you rather have a toaster that narrates breakfast or eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot?

Would you rather have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks or be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade?

Would you rather eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot or carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich?

Would you rather win a competition for polite complaining or carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase?

Would you rather travel in a giant shopping basket or be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats?

Would you rather own a cactus that tells terrible jokes or have every door greet you by a ridiculous title?

Would you rather be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator or have every elevator play your theme tune?

Would you rather have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement or have every door greet you by a ridiculous title?

Would you rather be excellent at folding enormous napkins or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather win a competition for dramatic yawning or have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement?

Would you rather run a bakery for very fussy squirrels or turn every hiccup into a tiny drum solo?

Would you rather have your gloves host a tiny talk show or have a mirror that speaks only in riddles?

Would you rather be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats or have your socks write a weekly newsletter?

Would you rather have every door greet you by a ridiculous title or eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot?

Would you rather eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot or have a fridge that applauds good snacks?

Would you rather be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade or have a pet cloud that needs brushing?

Would you rather turn every sneeze into a short jingle or live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge?

Would you rather turn every sneeze into a short jingle or eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot?

Would you rather carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase or have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks?

Would you rather have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks or have your socks write a weekly newsletter?

Would you rather live in a house with a ceremonial slide or have your gloves host a tiny talk show?

Would you rather own a cactus that tells terrible jokes or own a bicycle with a bubble machine?

Would you rather have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks or have a toaster that narrates breakfast?

Would you rather win a competition for dramatic yawning or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?

Would you rather wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound or have a mirror that speaks only in riddles?

Would you rather turn every hiccup into a tiny drum solo or live in a house with a ceremonial slide?

Would you rather own a cactus that tells terrible jokes or turn every hiccup into a tiny drum solo?

Would you rather own a cactus that tells terrible jokes or carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich?

Would you rather run a hotel for extremely sleepy owls or live in a house with a ceremonial slide?

Would you rather be excellent at folding enormous napkins or have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks?

Would you rather eat soup with an extremely long spoon or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade or have every elevator play your theme tune?

Would you rather live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge or eat soup with an extremely long spoon?

Would you rather have every elevator play your theme tune or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?

Would you rather travel in a very polite mechanical snail or find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils?

Would you rather win a competition for polite complaining or live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge?

Would you rather have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement or run a bakery for very fussy squirrels?

Would you rather win a competition for dramatic yawning or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather be excellent at folding enormous napkins or find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils?

Would you rather be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator or own a bicycle with a bubble machine?

Would you rather have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement or own a cactus that tells terrible jokes?

Would you rather have every elevator play your theme tune or win a competition for dramatic yawning?

Would you rather have your socks write a weekly newsletter or turn every sneeze into a short jingle?

Would you rather have your gloves host a tiny talk show or live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge?

Would you rather turn every sneeze into a short jingle or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge or be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator?

Would you rather have every door greet you by a ridiculous title or own a bicycle with a bubble machine?

Would you rather run a hotel for extremely sleepy owls or wear shoes that squeak in perfect harmony?

Would you rather win a competition for dramatic yawning or travel in a giant shopping basket?

Would you rather eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot or own a scooter with a confetti bell?

Would you rather own a cactus that tells terrible jokes or be followed by a tiny brass band?

Would you rather own a fern that reviews your music choices or have a pet cloud that needs brushing?