300 funny would you rather questions

Would you rather travel in a very polite mechanical snail or travel in a giant shopping basket?

Would you rather have every elevator play your theme tune or live in a house with a ceremonial slide?

Would you rather be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade or wear shoes that squeak in perfect harmony?

Would you rather wear shoes that squeak in perfect harmony or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?

Would you rather own a scooter with a confetti bell or be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats?

Would you rather be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats or be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator?

Would you rather have your gloves host a tiny talk show or be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats?

Would you rather wear shoes that squeak in perfect harmony or win a competition for polite complaining?

Would you rather be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats or win a competition for dramatic yawning?

Would you rather win a competition for polite complaining or have a pet cloud that needs brushing?

Would you rather be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats or have every door greet you by a ridiculous title?

Would you rather turn every sneeze into a short jingle or own a bicycle with a bubble machine?

Would you rather be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator or have every door greet you by a ridiculous title?

Would you rather be crowned mayor of a blanket fort or have your socks write a weekly newsletter?

Would you rather be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade or turn every sneeze into a short jingle?

Would you rather have a mirror that speaks only in riddles or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?

Would you rather have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks or eat soup with an extremely long spoon?

Would you rather own a scooter with a confetti bell or live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge?

Would you rather carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich or turn every sneeze into a short jingle?

Would you rather have your gloves host a tiny talk show or turn every sneeze into a short jingle?

Would you rather eat soup with an extremely long spoon or own a fern that reviews your music choices?

Would you rather turn every hiccup into a tiny drum solo or be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats?

Would you rather live in a house with a ceremonial slide or win a competition for dramatic yawning?

Would you rather eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot or find a secret society of garden ornaments?

Would you rather wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound or be followed by a tiny brass band?

Would you rather have every elevator play your theme tune or wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound?

Would you rather be excellent at folding enormous napkins or find a secret society of garden ornaments?

Would you rather travel in a giant shopping basket or win a competition for polite complaining?

Would you rather be crowned mayor of a blanket fort or carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase?

Would you rather have your gloves host a tiny talk show or have every door greet you by a ridiculous title?

Would you rather be followed by a tiny brass band or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?

Would you rather own a fern that reviews your music choices or live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge?

Would you rather live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge or carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich?

Would you rather have every door greet you by a ridiculous title or live in a house with a ceremonial slide?

Would you rather be followed by a tiny brass band or carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich?

Would you rather live in a house with a ceremonial slide or own a cactus that tells terrible jokes?

Would you rather find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils or turn every sneeze into a short jingle?

Would you rather have your gloves host a tiny talk show or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?

Would you rather have a toaster that narrates breakfast or eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot?

Would you rather have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks or be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade?

Would you rather eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot or carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich?

Would you rather win a competition for polite complaining or carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase?

Would you rather travel in a giant shopping basket or be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats?

Would you rather own a cactus that tells terrible jokes or have every door greet you by a ridiculous title?

Would you rather be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator or have every elevator play your theme tune?

Would you rather have your gloves host a tiny talk show or turn every hiccup into a tiny drum solo?

Would you rather have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy or travel in a giant shopping basket?

Would you rather be crowned mayor of a blanket fort or eat soup with an extremely long spoon?

Would you rather eat soup with an extremely long spoon or wear shoes that squeak in perfect harmony?

Would you rather carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase or have your socks write a weekly newsletter?

Would you rather have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks or carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase?

Would you rather have a toaster that narrates breakfast or own a fern that reviews your music choices?

Would you rather run a bakery for very fussy squirrels or have your gloves host a tiny talk show?

Would you rather find a secret society of garden ornaments or be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats?

Would you rather have a fridge that applauds good snacks or wear shoes that squeak in perfect harmony?

Would you rather eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot or be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator?

Would you rather be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?

Would you rather eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot or win a competition for dramatic yawning?

Would you rather wear shoes that squeak in perfect harmony or carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich?

Would you rather travel in a giant shopping basket or run a bakery for very fussy squirrels?

Would you rather have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy or find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils?

Would you rather have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks or find a secret society of garden ornaments?

Would you rather wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound or be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator?

Would you rather own a scooter with a confetti bell or eat soup with an extremely long spoon?

Would you rather carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase or find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils?

Would you rather be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator or have your socks write a weekly newsletter?

Would you rather have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement or have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy?

Would you rather turn every sneeze into a short jingle or have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement?

Would you rather have a toaster that narrates breakfast or be excellent at folding enormous napkins?

Would you rather have a toaster that narrates breakfast or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather travel in a giant shopping basket or have every door greet you by a ridiculous title?

Would you rather wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound or turn every hiccup into a tiny drum solo?

Would you rather be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge or wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound?

Would you rather be followed by a tiny brass band or carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase?

Would you rather win a competition for dramatic yawning or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather be excellent at folding enormous napkins or find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils?

Would you rather be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator or own a bicycle with a bubble machine?

Would you rather have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement or own a cactus that tells terrible jokes?

Would you rather have every elevator play your theme tune or win a competition for dramatic yawning?

Would you rather have your socks write a weekly newsletter or turn every sneeze into a short jingle?

Would you rather have your gloves host a tiny talk show or live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge?

Would you rather turn every sneeze into a short jingle or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge or be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator?

Would you rather have every door greet you by a ridiculous title or own a bicycle with a bubble machine?

Would you rather run a hotel for extremely sleepy owls or wear shoes that squeak in perfect harmony?

Would you rather win a competition for dramatic yawning or travel in a giant shopping basket?

Would you rather eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot or own a scooter with a confetti bell?

Would you rather own a cactus that tells terrible jokes or be followed by a tiny brass band?

Would you rather own a fern that reviews your music choices or have a pet cloud that needs brushing?