300 funny would you rather questions

Would you rather be crowned mayor of a blanket fort or have your socks write a weekly newsletter?

Would you rather be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade or turn every sneeze into a short jingle?

Would you rather have a mirror that speaks only in riddles or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?

Would you rather have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks or eat soup with an extremely long spoon?

Would you rather own a scooter with a confetti bell or live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge?

Would you rather carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich or turn every sneeze into a short jingle?

Would you rather have your gloves host a tiny talk show or turn every sneeze into a short jingle?

Would you rather eat soup with an extremely long spoon or own a fern that reviews your music choices?

Would you rather turn every hiccup into a tiny drum solo or be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats?

Would you rather live in a house with a ceremonial slide or win a competition for dramatic yawning?

Would you rather eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot or find a secret society of garden ornaments?

Would you rather wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound or be followed by a tiny brass band?

Would you rather have every elevator play your theme tune or wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound?

Would you rather be excellent at folding enormous napkins or find a secret society of garden ornaments?

Would you rather travel in a giant shopping basket or win a competition for polite complaining?

Would you rather live in a house with a ceremonial slide or eat soup with an extremely long spoon?

Would you rather win a competition for polite complaining or find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils?

Would you rather own a fern that reviews your music choices or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?

Would you rather carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase or have a pet cloud that needs brushing?

Would you rather have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy or own a bicycle with a bubble machine?

Would you rather turn every sneeze into a short jingle or live in a house with a ceremonial slide?

Would you rather have a fridge that applauds good snacks or eat soup with an extremely long spoon?

Would you rather own a scooter with a confetti bell or have your socks write a weekly newsletter?

Would you rather have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks or run a bakery for very fussy squirrels?

Would you rather wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound or own a fern that reviews your music choices?

Would you rather turn every sneeze into a short jingle or be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator?

Would you rather turn every sneeze into a short jingle or have every elevator play your theme tune?

Would you rather own a cactus that tells terrible jokes or have a pet cloud that needs brushing?

Would you rather carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich or have a mirror that speaks only in riddles?

Would you rather be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator or carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase?

Would you rather eat cereal from a bowl shaped like a boot or be followed by a tiny brass band?

Would you rather travel in a giant shopping basket or wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound?

Would you rather have every door greet you by a ridiculous title or run a hotel for extremely sleepy owls?

Would you rather have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy or have a toaster that narrates breakfast?

Would you rather have every door greet you by a ridiculous title or own a scooter with a confetti bell?

Would you rather have your socks write a weekly newsletter or carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich?

Would you rather travel in a giant shopping basket or eat soup with an extremely long spoon?

Would you rather own a scooter with a confetti bell or have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy?

Would you rather have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy or own a fern that reviews your music choices?

Would you rather travel in a very polite mechanical snail or have a fridge that applauds good snacks?

Would you rather win a competition for dramatic yawning or turn every hiccup into a tiny drum solo?

Would you rather be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade or have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy?

Would you rather have a mirror that speaks only in riddles or be excellent at folding enormous napkins?

Would you rather have every door greet you by a ridiculous title or have a pet cloud that needs brushing?

Would you rather carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich or travel in a giant shopping basket?

Would you rather wear shoes that squeak in perfect harmony or carry a backpack shaped like a sandwich?

Would you rather travel in a giant shopping basket or run a bakery for very fussy squirrels?

Would you rather have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy or find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils?

Would you rather have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks or find a secret society of garden ornaments?

Would you rather wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound or be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator?

Would you rather own a scooter with a confetti bell or eat soup with an extremely long spoon?

Would you rather carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase or find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils?

Would you rather be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator or have your socks write a weekly newsletter?

Would you rather have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement or have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy?

Would you rather turn every sneeze into a short jingle or have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement?

Would you rather have a toaster that narrates breakfast or be excellent at folding enormous napkins?

Would you rather have a toaster that narrates breakfast or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather travel in a giant shopping basket or have every door greet you by a ridiculous title?

Would you rather wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound or turn every hiccup into a tiny drum solo?

Would you rather be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade or travel in a very polite mechanical snail?

Would you rather eat soup with an extremely long spoon or win a competition for polite complaining?

Would you rather be crowned mayor of a blanket fort or own a scooter with a confetti bell?

Would you rather have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks or live in a house with a ceremonial slide?

Would you rather find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils or be followed by a tiny brass band?

Would you rather wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?

Would you rather run a hotel for extremely sleepy owls or carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase?

Would you rather have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy or wear a coat with a very dramatic entrance sound?

Would you rather have every elevator play your theme tune or own a fern that reviews your music choices?

Would you rather turn every hiccup into a tiny drum solo or find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils?

Would you rather have a mirror that speaks only in riddles or have your socks write a weekly newsletter?

Would you rather find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils or have a mirror that speaks only in riddles?

Would you rather be excellent at balancing surprisingly small hats or be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade?

Would you rather have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy or be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator?

Would you rather have a fridge that applauds good snacks or carry a lunchbox shaped like a very serious briefcase?

Would you rather win a competition for polite complaining or turn every hiccup into a tiny drum solo?

Would you rather be followed by a tiny brass band or wear shoes that squeak in perfect harmony?

Would you rather have a mirror that speaks only in riddles or live in a house with a very unnecessary drawbridge?

Would you rather own a fern that reviews your music choices or find a secret orchestra of kitchen utensils?

Would you rather have a cupboard that cheers when you tidy or have a pet cloud that needs brushing?

Would you rather be introduced everywhere by a very enthusiastic narrator or have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks?

Would you rather have a pet pebble that wants to go on walks or win a competition for polite complaining?

Would you rather have your socks write a weekly newsletter or eat soup with an extremely long spoon?

Would you rather be appointed chief judge of a pillow parade or have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement?

Would you rather live in a house with a ceremonial slide or own a scooter with a confetti bell?

Would you rather have a fridge that applauds good snacks or turn every sneeze into a short jingle?

Would you rather be crowned mayor of a blanket fort or be followed by a tiny brass band?

Would you rather have your socks write a weekly newsletter or have every elevator play your theme tune?

Would you rather have a clock that gives wildly specific encouragement or be excellent at folding enormous napkins?

Would you rather be followed by a tiny brass band or own a scooter with a confetti bell?

Would you rather own a bicycle with a bubble machine or have a vacuum cleaner that gives pep talks?